when your official city policy is to disriminate against poor people

you gotta be in the bastion of liberalism - the east bay of california.

h00ray Oakland!

but mom, all I wanted was cheeseburger for breakfast

Since the 1980s southern California angst and ennui have bundled death and the simple act of getting tasty and convenient food. But perhaps no person since Mike Muir has better summed up the experience than this 66 year old.

speedballs for everyone! or your peanut butter got into my chocolate california style

So the other day the Bou' was trying to get de-wormed with a boatload of Levasole, and someone totally mixed in a bunch of cocaine into the Bou's de-worming medicine. Man, I swear these Californians seem like they're just messing with people sometimes.

Really, can you think of a more californian newspaper article than "Most cocaine diluted with unsafe livestock drug"?

man boob for tat

In California, the governor and the legislature don't get along so well, but a fuck you letter is taking it to a whole new level.

man boob for tat

that's what friends are for... in california

The Bou' has to point out that the whole "this guy is a cop" thing is a bit overblown, but woah - it's a great story anyway.

even the po-po dogs in california are on the medicine

yes, the drug dogs are snorting Tina. The Bou' has to admit, it's gotta be a stressful job, and if you've got those tendencies and your job is to have your nose right in the stuff, well. damnit. that ain't right.

I'm lookin' out for you Balu.