palm springs = 9th ring

here's a challenge:

try and prevent one person associated with palm springs from going to hell.

palm springs is so wrong that padre pio and mother teresa would be shat from the rectum of damocles directly into the 9th circle of dante's inferno for playing 18 holes here.

yes, there is no water here. sure, they call it palm springs; find one - I dare you.

where does all the water come from and why is it either being spilled on the ground or put into little plastic bottles?

I used to hang out here with gerald ford in the winter time and play pinochle and golf on alternate days. The dates were pretty good. (not like from Basra, but hey, how could they be?) These days, there're no dates left, just golf courses and RV parking communities behind stucco fences. Apparently no one but Hillary Clinton plays pinochle any more either.

I miss Gerald.

Just the same, this waste land should be banished from the United States.