rancho cucamonga

I really don't even need to put anything after "rancho cucamonga" I mean, come on. THE NAME ALONE.

But wait, that's not all. If you donate now, you'll find that the city's civic operations such as city hall etc. are located in a mall.

yes. city hall = mall.

so, while the name would seem to be enough, we find that in fact the name portends something far, far more sinister: total absurdity. the end, or possibly the highest form of, the american way.

do you part.