tattoos of california

i will admit that it's not as bad as getting a tattoo of your area code, but getting a tattoo that says "cali", especially getting a tattoo that says "cali" across your belly in faux western font, it's retarded.

many people will wonder why, but I promise that scientifically, it's been proven that a tattoo of any state other than california is WAY less retarded.

I point this out but I will also point out that t-shirts that are of other states are hit or miss. Regardless, they are more likely to be worn ironically in california in a way that is insulting and belittling to pretty much every other state in the union.

Please do not blame me for faux seventies california sunset t-shirts. it's not my fault.