"the valley"

Okay, guess what? just because Los Angeles is the center of your world doesn't mean it's the center of THE world.

In fact, though it may be a strain for your smaller than average brain (scientific fact!) there are other valleys in the world. Not only that but there are bigger ones and ones that have more people in them. In fact, the only unique element of "the valley" when compared to all the other valleys in the world is that there is no valley that makes more PORN.

That's it.

This not so subtle self aggrandizing bogusness is a clarion call to the rest of humanity to donate right now so we can ensure that these denizens of and (worse!) migrants from "the valley" and the rest of their californian neighbors are given their rightful place away from the rest of us.

This spoon gagging bogosity is precisely what must be purged.