yoga mats

Look, roll on the ground all you want; I know plenty of three year olds and they seem to enjoy it just fine.

I'm not suggesting that there is anything wrong with it even, but none of the three year olds I know carry around a little rolled up mat just for rolling around on.

We all know the real reason is because you are trying to identify members of your open secret club - HEY! I DO YOGA TOO!!! LOOK AT ME!!! WE'RE SO CALM AND COOL!!! except, actually, you're like three year olds than need special diapers to play on ground.




Also: Whose dumbass idea was it to make them "calming" colors like play-doh purple and orange mold green? BOGUS.