the ranch home

there was a period in American history when houses had two floors.

it was a good period.

then some jackass with some spare change decided to buy some bankrupt farmer's digs.

I have an idea - instead of say, being a farmer, lets rip all that ag out and build the cheapest houses we can because the land was so cheap!

nothing says "I (heart) sprawl" like a 2500 square foot home that is less than 14 feet high.

also, it's almost impossible to kill yourself by throwing yourself from the roof in disgust.