file under: i'd like to return my treo thank you

santa rosa has seen some hard times lately, a housing boom that ruined it's small town feel, a housing bust that ruined the housing boom, a lot of idiots on crystal meth, and a real problem with cell phone operators that someone finally did something about.

yes, you read that line right: ax-wielding bandit. but not just any ax-wielding bandit, a TATTOOED ax-wielding bandit.

and he was wearing fabric on his face. so FACE!