i have some really bad news
The 'bou is really sorry to harsh all y'all's mellows like this but it has to be done.
ED MACMAHON IS LOSING HIS $6.2 MILLION HOME!
I know - terrible isn't it?
(insert meanspirited joke about which publisher is going to clear this house here)
At least he's got a lifetime supply of Alpo to make it a bit easier to handle.
(insert meanspirited joke about alp- oh! wait, just did that)
Now, Mr. Carson, I have to ask your ghostly spirit: WTF man? Can't you hook a sidekick up?
ED MACMAHON IS LOSING HIS $6.2 MILLION HOME!
I know - terrible isn't it?
(insert meanspirited joke about which publisher is going to clear this house here)
At least he's got a lifetime supply of Alpo to make it a bit easier to handle.
(insert meanspirited joke about alp- oh! wait, just did that)
Now, Mr. Carson, I have to ask your ghostly spirit: WTF man? Can't you hook a sidekick up?
Labels: alpo - food of the gods, escatology, publishers - clearing house, rich people, sidekick's getting the shaft, the man harshing mellows

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