lovable, but bastards none the less - sham weddings to boot

This past weekend the Bou' did some wedding.

Hang on ladies, and don't worry, the Bou' himself did not get hitched: he was doin' the hitchin'.

I won't get too much into the details (naming names and such) because, well, I was paid not to, but let me just tell you:

There were bastards involved.

This is how California seems to work these days:

We've been living together IN SIN for years, we have a little bastard of our own already, are probably collecting all sorts of government handouts for it too, but we want to have a party - let's pretend to get married!

I'm pretty sure that in all of the hullabaloo surrounding the rampant gay marriages goin' on right now no one bothered to notice that THIS WAS A SHAM WEDDING.

I have two words for you all:

SMOKE

and

MIRRORS

But the food was really good, and the wine was all local. Pretty much totally amazing actually.

What kind of a state lets this sort of thing happen?

NOT THE KIND THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO STAY IN THE UNION THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!

kick 'em out!