"beavers blamed for likely bank failure"
ooooh so many choices.....
Which is more Californian?
Snarky journalist coming up with the headline "beavers blamed for likely bank failure" while financial institutions worldwide are collapsing?
Snarky animal advocates who come up with names like "Worth a Dam" for the non-profit beaver advocacy groups?
Lawyers who are known as wildlife preservation specialists?
Local governments that make crap up just to kill animals?
I can't tell.
Oh and why didn't the journalist (I use the term lightly here) say "Downtown Martinez has more beaver on display than the folsom street fair"?
Which is more Californian?
Snarky journalist coming up with the headline "beavers blamed for likely bank failure" while financial institutions worldwide are collapsing?
Snarky animal advocates who come up with names like "Worth a Dam" for the non-profit beaver advocacy groups?
Lawyers who are known as wildlife preservation specialists?
Local governments that make crap up just to kill animals?
I can't tell.
Oh and why didn't the journalist (I use the term lightly here) say "Downtown Martinez has more beaver on display than the folsom street fair"?
Labels: beavers, bring me the head of william shatner, irony lovers, snark, snarky journalists, snarky liberals, wildlife preservation specialists
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