whaddaya mean the denny's is closed?

Look people, there are so many nutsos in California that they have to close their Denny'ses sometimes.

I know what you're thinking - someone has to do something about this, well, we are.

where the grapes are clustered like breasts...

...the streets are filled with vodka.

ahhhh California.

due process for the nekkid

sure, people who have a strong desire to hand pieces of paper out to members of the public while wearing only a mustache are generally regarded as total freaks, but let's not forget that they have due process rights too. okay?

I mean, you can't go and change a rule about enforcing the law without a fair shot at being naked at a city council meeting can you?


no; no you can't - this is california.

so big of us

la quinta, where homes start around half a mil and go way, way up.

nice place to get hitched. twice.

so take THAT, Utah!

state sponsored meth labs!

let's do a bunch of meth and grade us some exams!

i want everything - nothing less

yeesh

Yesterday a group of us piled into an english performance sport utility vehicle, drove to the extreme trailhead with the best parking and went for a scramble. Afterwards we barbequed organic pizzas from local produce on a large deck and debated which wine to pair with the local catch fish while talking about custom bicycles and best bicycle commuting routes.

Throw in a little conversation about interesting intellectual property cases and the problems with finding good partners for private planes and you've pretty much got what I'd call a quintessential Californian weekend.

marin's illiterate

I was in Marin county the day before yesterday (returning organic milk which was spoiled when I opened it the morning after I purchased it) when a gentleman asked the cashier in front of me to fill out his "saver" card application.

She was somewhat incredulous, then realized the reason, which he mentioned under his breath: he could not read or write well enough to do so on his own.

WHAT? in MARIN COUNTY of all places.

Can the Bou' get a WTF?

yes, yes he can.

WTF?

killing for jesus

Yes, California, and only California, can produce an epic battle of wills, good vs. evil, where hell's angels and a christian biker gang can get us into a knife fight and those on the side of jesus can wind up being charged with attempted murder.

But seriously, which god fearing harley davidson riding jesus-o-phile would not stab the minions of satan himself?