cowboys and indians in the land of john wayne

your kids have to dress up like indians, your kids can't dress up like indians. welcome to the wonderful world that is california - where battles over school dress-up day make people so mad that they have asked the state to give their school less money to educate their children in protest.

Will all the parents do the Bou' a big favor and get your hind quarters on the short bus and go home?

all y'all bitches need to get up off of my lawn

there is so much california in this story about people being prohibited from exercising on grass I am not sure exactly where to puke on it.

jews blaming asians for a culture of stealing

The Bou' doesn't really know what to do with this one:

Why be self loathing Jew, when you can blame Asians!?

Okay, in all fairness, this may be a bit overly sensationalistic. It turns out that it's a guy named Jew, who is himself Asian. But the Bou' doesn't have any good self loathing Asian jokes. Maybe that's what comments fields are for.

The economy for assholes is going strong in California

Overheard on Lombard Street in San Francisco:

GUY IN BRAND NEW BLACK LAMBORGHINI: (into cell phone) Dude! I just got my new Lamborghini!

GUY ON SPEAKERPHONE: Dude! What color?

GUY IN BRAND NEW BLACK LAMBORGHINI: Black!

(peels out at light)

GUY IN BRAND NEW BLACK LAMBORGHINI: (stopped at next light 1 block away) 560 horsepower!!!

GUY ON SPEAKERPHONE: That's more care than you deserve dude!

GUY IN BRAND NEW BLACK LAMBORGHINI: I KNOW!

(peels out at light)

California: the new Utah

The Bou' recognizes that the Mormon church has a long history of using lies and propaganda to deny rights to minorities of all different sorts (Go BYU cougars!) but you've got to admit when Mormons stake a claim on the golden state to erradicate ass sex and carpet munching in the name of special glasses and vanishing golden texts from the big man hisself, well that says something.

It says the Californi is the new Utah!