fuzzy marinara sauce from california

If you're wondering why your tomato sauce tastes fuzzy, it's because california has been selling mold to you instead. The Bou' will admit to being more creeped out by the fact that apparently selling moldy sauces doesn't concern the FDA, but this blog isn't about kicking the FDA out of the union, it's about kicking California out of the union, lest I have to remind you.