banging and mashing the bangers

Only a week after the Bou' learned that California is also responsible for producing lesbian kickboxing porn movies (more on that later) Californian kickboxers are in the news again.

in a word:

AWESOME.

Apparently the state was sued by a drunk kickboxer on a motorcycle who ran over a bunch of pigs on a highway.

which of the following is the lamest?:

1) drunk kickboxers in wheelchairs

2) wild pigs tearin' it up in beachfront communities

3) California allowing itself to be sued for not keeping wild animals off the street so that drunk kickboxers don't have to worry about maintaining proper stopping distances in beachfront communities?