i have an idea - let's put guns in the projects!

great idea. from san francisco of course.

come to california and kill over ice cream

The Bou' points out that California not only has tons of "endangered" species, but that if those endangered species team up on you and your mate, steal your ice cream and shit on you, well deal with it.

no comment on the over/under

When the Bou' saw the headline "Man Accused of Selling Daughter for Cash, Beer" he knew California was involved. The question was: Northern or Southern California? It's pretty obvious that there are a great many possible areas in California where this could happen from the deep woods of northern Siskayou county to the meth trailers of southern Kern county.

Well, it turns out that Greenfield is pretty much exactly on the line dividing northern and southern California.

apparently halfway home does not mean you are half of the way home

California as a special kind of work training program for convicted felons. It's called letting them out of jail so they can commit crimes under government supervision and it's taking the state by storm!!!

Yes, while in a halfway house for transitioning from jail (for bank robbing) Elisa Monique Lipkins went off and rolled a bank she had hit in the past. Good job Elisa and GREAT JOB California!

proof of concept

A lot of people have been asking the Bou' exactly what would happen if California was kicked out of the union.

Well, I think it's pretty obvious that the first thing that would happen would be that Vermont would no longer be embarrassed by having its state seal near the state seal of California.

After that though, I'm pretty sure that laser guns will be put on Angel island.

Oh yeah, remember star wars - the idea that for a few trillion dollars lasers would defeat communism? Well, yep, California invented that too.

this industry ain't big enough for the boths of us

Los Angeles and Ventura counties, despite holding an industry the size of Hollywood to say nothing of 15+million people, apparently isn't big enough for two pornography companies that share the name Flynt.

Larry Flynt - of hustler industries fame -, after firing his nephews, is suing them for using the family name to make porno. I say porno instead of porn or pornography because, well, it's the Flynt family after all and they've got titles such as "Positive Exposure" and "Sex at Your Service" (I guess "sex at your cervix" was taken already).

Honestly the Bou' doesn't really no what to say about this one except pass the purell.

california as a cultural sewer

A lot of people have emailed the Bou' in the last few minutes and asked:

HOW CAN I POSSIBLY GET MORE INFORMATION ON DJ DONOVAN?

well, look no further.

After you've enjoyed some "Sexy, Seductive Beats for the Bedroom, Vol. 3" you might enjoy a little light reading such as:


For the very first time in DJ Donovan's professional career, he will create a nostalgic collection of his biggest dancefloor anthems that best rocked his dancefloors at all of his most famous parties in 2008. So for all of you who love those certain "Donovan signature songs" that moved you on the floor and had you singing, this is your chance to obtain your Donovan favorites on one private "exclusive" CD collection not available for sale or in store. All of the songs from "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" were performed live by DJ Donovan during his set on New Year's Eve at City Hall. So for those who rang in the New Year's in Donovan's MAIN ROTUNDA ROOM can now take home the actual emotion and nostalgia of your San Francisco City Hall New Year's Eve 2008 experience with "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" CD. Only New Year's Eve at City Hall Ticketholders who purchase 2 or more pictures from Donovan's New Year's Eve @ City Hall photo gallery (coming soon) will receive a COMPLIMENTARY CD copy of "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" mailed directly to their home!

FREE PRIVATE EVENT
NO RSVP NECESSARY

The Bou' hasn't seen such awesomely lame hucksterism since the okies blew in from the dust bowl.

dry humping dolce and gabbana's intellectual property for fun and leisure

Wow. The more quality time the Bou' spends on DJ Donovan's website the more he understands that certain kinds of people are just compulsively drawn to California.

a choice sample of quintessential hucksterism not seen since all the okies blew in from the dust bowl:

For the very first time in DJ Donovan's professional career, he will create a nostalgic collection of his biggest dancefloor anthems that best rocked his dancefloors at all of his most famous parties in 2008. So for all of you who love those certain "Donovan signature songs" that moved you on the floor and had you singing, this is your chance to obtain your Donovan favorites on one private "exclusive" CD collection not available for sale or in store. All of the songs from "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" were performed live by DJ Donovan during his set on New Year's Eve at City Hall. So for those who rang in the New Year's in Donovan's MAIN ROTUNDA ROOM can now take home the actual emotion and nostalgia of your San Francisco City Hall New Year's Eve 2008 experience with "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" CD. Only New Year's Eve at City Hall Ticketholders who purchase 2 or more pictures from Donovan's New Year's Eve @ City Hall photo gallery (coming soon) will receive a COMPLIMENTARY CD copy of "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" mailed directly to their home!

Now the Bou' is going to go wash the slime off his keyboard.