prison junkies

what makes this story interesting?

junkie moms is boring newz. but CALIFORNIAN junkie moms is where it's at yo!

they don't make tin hats for stealing...

...but damnit, they should.

So, the Bou' has to wonder what the root word for TRUSTee is in California because clearly, there is no traditional requirement for being trustworthy. Proof:

"The man planted the stolen ketchup bottle by my bike".

In all fairness the Bou' does support bike riding.

any guesses on settlement figures?

One of the Bou's favorite things about California cops is how they seem hell bent on giving money to criminals.

take the likely settlement associated with this kick in the face.


give the guy credit for knowing when resistance is futile and making your job easier instead of kicking him in the face while he is lying prone and not moving.

oh yeah, and a few hundred thousand dollars too. good idea. THAT'll teach 'im.

''Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?''

A lot of people don't understand that celebutards that come from money have housekeepers. The ones that have to actually work for a living, well, shit, with all the coke and dental dams she's got to buy you can hardly blame her for not keeping things super tidy.

the cougar distracts the wolf pups from her cub

the working title of this post was "do you boys want a pop or a shasta?"

If only Mutual of Omaha had been Mutual of California we'd have a spectacular episode from this one.

Yes, not only is having sex with multiple teenage boys a sure fire way to distract them from your daughter, it takes a police department 42 pages to describe the scenario.

Thank you California.


Addendum - in all fairness to the mom, having a teenage daughter when you are only 30 means, well, you do the math.

first manny ramirez now this

california is home to people dumb enough to take steroids even though they have to piss in a jar for their job - we knew that already.

what's new though is that there are kids in high school marching bands that are taking drugs to increase their performance.

the bou' doesn't even know what to say about that.