man boob for tat

In California, the governor and the legislature don't get along so well, but a fuck you letter is taking it to a whole new level.

man boob for tat

that's what friends are for... in california

The Bou' has to point out that the whole "this guy is a cop" thing is a bit overblown, but woah - it's a great story anyway.

even the po-po dogs in california are on the medicine

yes, the drug dogs are snorting Tina. The Bou' has to admit, it's gotta be a stressful job, and if you've got those tendencies and your job is to have your nose right in the stuff, well. damnit. that ain't right.

I'm lookin' out for you Balu.

California schools encouraging phone sex with school children

The Bou' is struggling a bit with this one:

A fund raiser t-shirt for an elementary school that featured the school mascot and a phone sex number.

At least their mascot isn't the chicken hawk.

Well, they were gonna die anyway - so what's the harm stealing from them?

California is filled with some special people. One of those special people is Christine Daniel. In the words of anyone with any common sense "she is one seriously evil bitch". Is it being a pentacostal minister? Well, that certainly helps, yes, but the Bou' was more focused on her stealing money from people with cancer while dispensing medical advice that, well, let's just say veers a bit from what most would consider standards of care.

Or science. But who needs science when you've got god on your side no? Really the best of both worlds to be a doctor and a minister so that you can get 'em coming and going no?

are you sure?

It's not every day that the New York Times gets something totally wrong, but the Bou' is pretty sure that this little bit of Darwinian magic occurred in California, not Arizona.

Ten bucks says even if California hasn't annexed the retreat center, most of the people attending were Californians.

why are there no good flintstones metaphors for witness intimidation?

Seriously. The Bou' spent some considerable effort trying to come up with a good metaphor for witness intimidation based on the cartoon show called the flintstones. (you know, the ones from the town of bedrock).

There just aren't any.

And that may be why Eric Safire, who appears to be a real son of a bitch and not a very good lawyer at the same time, decided to intimidate witnesses while actually in the court room.

Given that we already started with the story of a diamond encrusted bam bam pendant, it was not likely that this case could get any more retarded, but apparently California would like us to reconsider.

I hear slaves help

A lot of people are poseurs, especially a lot of people in California. But one of the hardest things to front on is having coin.

So like, when you're claimin' to have a nice crib in the land of plenty, one of the easiest ways to fake it is to get slaves.

that's what I hear at any rate.