but mom, all I wanted was cheeseburger for breakfast

Since the 1980s southern California angst and ennui have bundled death and the simple act of getting tasty and convenient food. But perhaps no person since Mike Muir has better summed up the experience than this 66 year old.

speedballs for everyone! or your peanut butter got into my chocolate california style

So the other day the Bou' was trying to get de-wormed with a boatload of Levasole, and someone totally mixed in a bunch of cocaine into the Bou's de-worming medicine. Man, I swear these Californians seem like they're just messing with people sometimes.

Really, can you think of a more californian newspaper article than "Most cocaine diluted with unsafe livestock drug"?