man boob for tat

In California, the governor and the legislature don't get along so well, but a fuck you letter is taking it to a whole new level.

children swimming in seal feces

Oh mommy! Mommy! Let's go! Let's go!!!

The city of gagillion dollar seaside homes is tired of spending money arguing with the spoiled parents of spoiled children about dangerous wildlife that has historically utilized the area's coastal regions for millions of years so they have made it legal for seals to poop in pools. I know it's confusing how having seals lawfully permitted to poop in a pool your child is using would make a lawsuit go away, and in all likelihood it will not, but the environmentalists are barking (seals bark you know) on one side and the poopaphobic parents are screaming gagillion dollar poop abatement plan on the other. I mean, what's a seaside resort community of entitlement and crass consumption to do?

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The Bou' wants to know where to get those Prada seal bashing clubs!

you can have my logo when you peel it from my cold dead head

ah, california. where even outlaw motorcycle gangs have copyrighted their logos and the man is absurdly stupid enough to think they can take ownership of the trademark because a bunch of OUTLAWS are such strict followers of copyright law.

I am not making this up.

So, if one were to, say search for images of the mongol motorcycle logo, the first image you find is of this guy, who really seems like the kind of guy that is concerned with making sure Disney isn't being harmed by bootlegged copies of Bambi getting into the mits of kittens.

yeesh.

This guy almost tops the nazi wearing the tie die the Bou' saw on the bus!

Robert Why?Land

WTF!?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Robert Wyland, or just "Wyland" as he prefers to be called. Hopefully right before someone who knew him in high school beats his ass.

a quote:

"I would just say it would be like Picasso lending one of his pieces for a license plate and them saying we're not donating to the Picasso Foundation," said Wyland, an official artist for the United States Olympic Team for the 2008 Games. "They're saying, 'We can get anyone to paint a Picasso.' Well you could, but it wouldn't be a Picasso."

Bobby, you paint dolphins.