skateboarding parrots

Sure, we're supposed to feel bad, the sick guy's pet got stolen.

But what kind of crap is a skateboarding parrot?

IT'S CALIFORNIAN CRAP - THAT'S WHAT KIND OF CRAP IT IS!!

come to california and kill over ice cream

The Bou' points out that California not only has tons of "endangered" species, but that if those endangered species team up on you and your mate, steal your ice cream and shit on you, well deal with it.

when las vegas has to teach california about justice - you know you're screwed

Yep - the Bou's in a bit of disbelief.

California is now relying to Las Vegas to teach it about morality (It's noteworthy that Florida was not up to the task).

Lame? Absolutely.

But at least it came with this awesome picture!

fresh goddamned fruit is our birthright

having a new yorker tell you that you have better produce than they do is like having the person that washes your bently tell you that you have have a nice car. first of all: like, duh. second of all: if it was worth the extra effort I would totally tell your boss that you should be fired for talking to the customers.

still, i point to this article.

not to boast though. I point to it because there's a goddamned statue of ghandi in front of the fairy building.