proof of concept

A lot of people have been asking the Bou' exactly what would happen if California was kicked out of the union.

Well, I think it's pretty obvious that the first thing that would happen would be that Vermont would no longer be embarrassed by having its state seal near the state seal of California.

After that though, I'm pretty sure that laser guns will be put on Angel island.

Oh yeah, remember star wars - the idea that for a few trillion dollars lasers would defeat communism? Well, yep, California invented that too.

gavin newsom

"So California goes, so goes the nation."

yep - he said that.

Look folks, I can't think of a bigger warning sign - this guy is waving a big flag, actually I think he's poking the flag pole directly into your eye.

And so Gavin Newsom is added to my list of Californians that make people want to kick California out of the union.

I will improvise a little check list for you:


smug? check

meanspirited vindictiveness? check

hair? check

hair stuff? check

terrifying photo that looks like it could either be from a movie about a politician's rise and fall or from a bad dream roger waters had? check

cheats on staffers with staffers' wives who are also staffers? check

looks good doing it? check (this is I suppose a matter of personal preference, technically he's not my type, but I hear this from women all the time: "he is sooooo handsome". yuck.)