man boob for tat

In California, the governor and the legislature don't get along so well, but a fuck you letter is taking it to a whole new level.

that's what friends are for... in california

The Bou' has to point out that the whole "this guy is a cop" thing is a bit overblown, but woah - it's a great story anyway.

so many venues for flaming

when your mayor is highlighting the number of venues for being flaming, well, I mean the Bou' doesn't really know what to say to you san francisco.


The ACTUAL QUOTE: "But (Twitter) is not a forum for flaming. There are plenty of those in San Francisco."

You commie, homo-loving sons-of-a-gun

yep. california, my friends. it's not enough that the gays run everything, but hollywood (note: in california) thinks it's important enough to boast to itself and the world that they're a bunch of commie pinkos.

oh yeah, and the whole damned movie is about gay politicians.

which dickhead thought of this?

Seriously, a fuzzy man-sized penis?

california - where boyscouts kill

it's hard not to appreciate the verve with which california's boyscouts kill animals - stewards of the land, but obviously not the water - here is a great story about california's finest little merit badgers doing their very best to remain above the law while they kill kill kill.

this industry ain't big enough for the boths of us

Los Angeles and Ventura counties, despite holding an industry the size of Hollywood to say nothing of 15+million people, apparently isn't big enough for two pornography companies that share the name Flynt.

Larry Flynt - of hustler industries fame -, after firing his nephews, is suing them for using the family name to make porno. I say porno instead of porn or pornography because, well, it's the Flynt family after all and they've got titles such as "Positive Exposure" and "Sex at Your Service" (I guess "sex at your cervix" was taken already).

Honestly the Bou' doesn't really no what to say about this one except pass the purell.

California: the new Utah

The Bou' recognizes that the Mormon church has a long history of using lies and propaganda to deny rights to minorities of all different sorts (Go BYU cougars!) but you've got to admit when Mormons stake a claim on the golden state to erradicate ass sex and carpet munching in the name of special glasses and vanishing golden texts from the big man hisself, well that says something.

It says the Californi is the new Utah!

It's time for the annual naked leather party

yep. folsom street fair.

bienvenue a san francisco comrades.

where else can you take pictures of penises poking out of chainmail thongs on a public street?

exploiting cute children in the name of ass sex

missing teeth? check
pig tails? check
holds head at cute angles? check

advocates on behalf of ass sex? check.

ahhhh california!

I have seen the best minds of my generation

...so full of tripe they'd get kicked out of the halal butcher down the street from my crib.

So, California, it's come to this?

Fine, let Hollywood make a movie about Alan Ginsberg if it must, who am I to stop them? but Señor "Cal Gadot" - IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME - your boldness, well, I would be sitting around and waiting for a very, very, very interminably long time to meet its likeness - you who compares the first public reading of Herr Ginsberg's Howl to the sermon on the mount of all things.

The Bou' knows all sorts of smart ass Californians that are going to compare the lifestyles of Jesus and Alan now, but save it for the comments my friends, no - not the comments here - go directly to the LA Times.

Phenomenal Ass, Phenomenally Asinine

(I will start off this post by pointing out the title is exceptionally titular [I am such a jerk] when considered in the context of the cheif law enforcement officer of a county)

Being sheriff of one of California's most conservative counties has it's benefits. Among them: phenomenal ass.

oh and never "having" to shake anyone down.

(does it make him seem totally lame that riding in personal planes is on the list? yes, although the Bou' woulda given him some slack for saying that he got phenomenal ass in personal planes.)

to say nothing of having your personal confidant wired recording everything you say to give to the feds.

it's good to be the king, it sucks to be the king. even if only the king of orange county.

"You're right, I've had a life that's been absolutely blessed," he says. "I've met millionaires, billionaires, I've traveled on personal airplanes, and I never shook anybody down for any [expletive], so. . . . Not that I haven't, you know, drank some great wine, and had great booze and . . . got some, you know, phenomenal [sex] along the way."

ass sex advocates ruining the sacrosanctity of nuptials

yep, the news over here in California keeps getting better and better.

today, my favorite bit of news is that two counties in California have decided that in order to prevent gay marriages from being performed they are banning all marriages - that'll show 'em!

Yes, in order to keep marriage sacrosanct, they've decided to eliminate it.

thank god.

for a minute I was nervous they were going to improve divorce rates or some such.

hard to beat the logic of the clerk for Kern county, Ann Barnett (probably not a carpet muncher herself is my guess, but it's hard to tell from the pictures) - the estimated 2 to 10 same sex couples that might seek to wed in a civil ceremony would simply be too much of a burden, so the county sent out notices to the 28 opposite sex couples already signed up to wed and told them to go pound ass flesh in some other county or the church of their choice.

flash from the past - tinky winky supported by berkeley

I could probably dedicate 3/4 of this entire blog to berkeley. I probably have without thinking about it.

But the bou' is bustin' out the way back machine to take you way back to a high (err, low) point in the nuclear free city's fine history:

City council passing a resolution honoring the Teletubbie Tinky Winky.

"Long live Tinky Winky and long live freedom from self-righteousness!"

set phasers to kill

yup. in case you didn't know lueftenant sulu is not only gay, he's getting married in order to realize his "california dream".

ain't.

makin'.

it.

up.

gavin newsom

"So California goes, so goes the nation."

yep - he said that.

Look folks, I can't think of a bigger warning sign - this guy is waving a big flag, actually I think he's poking the flag pole directly into your eye.

And so Gavin Newsom is added to my list of Californians that make people want to kick California out of the union.

I will improvise a little check list for you:


smug? check

meanspirited vindictiveness? check

hair? check

hair stuff? check

terrifying photo that looks like it could either be from a movie about a politician's rise and fall or from a bad dream roger waters had? check

cheats on staffers with staffers' wives who are also staffers? check

looks good doing it? check (this is I suppose a matter of personal preference, technically he's not my type, but I hear this from women all the time: "he is sooooo handsome". yuck.)

ass sex and carpet munching

well now they've done it.

the gays can get married in california now. not just in crazy san francisco, but the whole damned soon to be former state.

now is your chance!!!