shot put? check. incendiaries? check. donuts?

In the future, everyone in California will be so tweaked on steroids that stuff like this won't make the news.

A lot of people may be wondering, what's up with Saratoga? well, I've been there before - it does not seem like the kind of place where they even had assitant coaches frankly. you know the suburb, perfect weather, perfect lawns and perfect houses on perfect lots. Apparently totally awesome steroid distribution networks too.

I'm still trying to figure out what was going on through this guy's mind - like, was he bitchin' about it to his personal trainer and just snapped or was it more like the soon to be ex wife found just the right thing to get under his skin before leaving: "you can't even keep a job as an assistant coach you loser - I'm LEAVING and I'm taking the pool boy!"