frank zappa
I figure if I'm going to start listing individual Californians I better start with the very best example of the benefits of kicking California out of the union.
Frank Zappa.
You remember, the whole PMRC fight with Tipper Gore (funny how they never mentioned that during the presidential races), but lets not forgot all the other great Zappa-isms:
1) Wearing blackface on an album with an integrated band
2) Making fun of other people's religions
3) Songs like "why does it hurt when I pee?"
4) LONG HAIR
and that's all just on ONE ALBUM!!!
This guy pretty much epitomizes everything wrong with Californian's smug irony and cynicism AND he bred kids that were not only named Dweezil and Moon Unit, but who are actually Dweezil Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa.
Here's some proof:
Frank Zappa.
You remember, the whole PMRC fight with Tipper Gore (funny how they never mentioned that during the presidential races), but lets not forgot all the other great Zappa-isms:
1) Wearing blackface on an album with an integrated band
2) Making fun of other people's religions
3) Songs like "why does it hurt when I pee?"
4) LONG HAIR
and that's all just on ONE ALBUM!!!
This guy pretty much epitomizes everything wrong with Californian's smug irony and cynicism AND he bred kids that were not only named Dweezil and Moon Unit, but who are actually Dweezil Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa.
Here's some proof:
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