no comment on the over/under

When the Bou' saw the headline "Man Accused of Selling Daughter for Cash, Beer" he knew California was involved. The question was: Northern or Southern California? It's pretty obvious that there are a great many possible areas in California where this could happen from the deep woods of northern Siskayou county to the meth trailers of southern Kern county.

Well, it turns out that Greenfield is pretty much exactly on the line dividing northern and southern California.

all y'all bitches need to get up off of my lawn

there is so much california in this story about people being prohibited from exercising on grass I am not sure exactly where to puke on it.

where the grapes are clustered like breasts...

...the streets are filled with vodka.

ahhhh California.