angry vegans

The Bou' doesn't even know what to say about militant vegan pie throwers, but if you're thinking putting chili powder in a pie before you throw it at someone is ... aw shit, nevermind, you dorks are hopeless.

man boob for tat

In California, the governor and the legislature don't get along so well, but a fuck you letter is taking it to a whole new level.

spoiled rich kids

San Francisco AGAIN.

What is with this city? apparently these people.

Seriously, the Bou' is tempted to find out where ALL of these peoples' houses are and take a big crap in their front yard.

The Bou' knows that pretty much all cities are run by rich people, but only San Francisco is run by rich kids that act like spoiled whiners.

so many venues for flaming

when your mayor is highlighting the number of venues for being flaming, well, I mean the Bou' doesn't really know what to say to you san francisco.


The ACTUAL QUOTE: "But (Twitter) is not a forum for flaming. There are plenty of those in San Francisco."

one guess

The Bou'll give you one guess to figure out which city north of Daly City and south of the Golden Gate Bridge has an "Entertainment Commissioner" (A GOVERNMENT PAID POSITION) who just happens to own a building housing a strip club.

Insert song by the Jam here.

Some of you may be wondering which neighborhood the strip club is located in, so the Bou'll give you a little hint:

It's the neighborhood you're most likely to see a transgendered prostitute trying to decide which stump to shoot up in!

forget it jake, it's chinatown

The Bou' quotes:

"We could have ramrodded that thing through with the mayor and the City Council, but we said, 'Let the voters decide,' " said City Councilwoman Janice Hahn. "It was an opportunity to vote, and they voted."

Before you go and think that's democracy in action in the city of angels, the Bou' wants you to know that's a reference to putting it up for a vote, the public voting it down, and Los Angeles city council and the mayor deciding to go ahead and do what they wanted all along after the public had their opportunity to vote no and then be promptly ignored.

Like the Bou' said: forget it jake, it's chinatown.

wait until their weak, then pounce

San Francisco and California. Sheesh. Wait until the economy is hurting and then drop the "you can put your weed in it" budget fix.

Mr. Tom Ammiano, former San Francisco supervisor, on again off again mayoral candidate, current state assemblyman and, apparently, pothead has a budget fix for the entire universe:

GET STONED AND FORGET ABOUT IT DUDES!!!

I would like the santa pez dispenser

and while you're at it, would you mind running my state?

yep. the Bou' is amazed, from selling chotchkes on the internets to trying to run the worlds Xth largest economy - ladies and gentlemen: Meg Whitman.

california - where boyscouts kill

it's hard not to appreciate the verve with which california's boyscouts kill animals - stewards of the land, but obviously not the water - here is a great story about california's finest little merit badgers doing their very best to remain above the law while they kill kill kill.

giving chicago a run for its money

"the city that works" has always always held a certain irony for anyone in the windy city; well step aside chicago, in california unions and government officials have raised (or was the lowered?) the bar.

yes, a 10 billion dollar construction project is on hold because two different unions are fighting over who gets to unload some steel (from china nonetheless) off of a boat.