setting rosebud on fire as a means for self immolation

WR Hearst most certainly would not go gentle into that dark night if he knew that his former publication wants everyone (at least everyone on the internets in california) to toke up in golden gate park and you know, like, chill a bit. "no need for that apple, dude"

yes, apparently DRUM CIRCLES are good for something other than irritating everyone else. Maybe the Bou' should point out that that would actually be IN ADDITION to irritating everyone else.

extra points to whoever came up with the most retarded line in print on Wednesday September 2, 2009:

"no need for that apple"

The Bou' gives you props for staggering levels of unimagination and thanks you extra especially for the free toilet paper.

channel your inner puke

namaste! and greetings from the California department of WTF.

The only thing more Californian than the wanderlust festival is... well. I guess I might as well just shut this site down. This pretty much takes the cake. vegan cake mind you.

now go buy some medicine for the crabs you got last weekend.