a california sandra day o'connor and ruth bader ginzberg walk into a bar...

as if publishing porn isn't bad enough, it turns out that a "conservative" (that's California conservative in case you were praying for clarification) judge is emailing titty jokes to an apparently not so select list.

The Bou' wonders why he got left off the list.

Phenomenal Ass, Phenomenally Asinine

(I will start off this post by pointing out the title is exceptionally titular [I am such a jerk] when considered in the context of the cheif law enforcement officer of a county)

Being sheriff of one of California's most conservative counties has it's benefits. Among them: phenomenal ass.

oh and never "having" to shake anyone down.

(does it make him seem totally lame that riding in personal planes is on the list? yes, although the Bou' woulda given him some slack for saying that he got phenomenal ass in personal planes.)

to say nothing of having your personal confidant wired recording everything you say to give to the feds.

it's good to be the king, it sucks to be the king. even if only the king of orange county.

"You're right, I've had a life that's been absolutely blessed," he says. "I've met millionaires, billionaires, I've traveled on personal airplanes, and I never shook anybody down for any [expletive], so. . . . Not that I haven't, you know, drank some great wine, and had great booze and . . . got some, you know, phenomenal [sex] along the way."

developmentally disabled orange county authorities jealous of teenager

It's hard to not be embarrassed of Orange County.

There are TV shows that prove it sucks, there are reality TV shows that prove it sucks even more. There are sheriffs that are criminals. Oh yeah, there are all those people from Orange County too. (the latter two being the hardest to blame on the county to the west northwest).

this one though, really tops it all for me. the OC, which in case you were wondering is probably the name of a TV show but could just be shorthand for too many chromosomes, is prosecuting a HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT for changing his grades.

Seeking THIRTY FIVE years. I'm going to write that out in numbers in case there's anyone from the OC reading: 28 years.

you guys are pathetic.

In rare exception to the formal kickoutcalifornia.com position I'm going to have to suggest that the OC should not be kicked into the same whatever the rest of California is kicked into. PLEASE.

more on california's conservative judges

A REAGAN APPOINTEE NOLESS!!!

making available your personal legal papers and pr0n on the same website is not such a good idea when you're a judge.

it's a really bad idea to have the existence thereof discovered the day before opening arguments in an obscenity trial over which you're presiding.

california republicans

this subject of same sex marriage raises an important point - california's supreme court is crammed full of republicans and yet it still voted in support of ass sex.

how can this be?

let me tell you, friends: california republicans.

they're not real republicans. I know I know I know you're gonna say "come on, nixon? reagan?" and I will tell you - nope. not real.

california republicans are just a hair to the right of daniel ortega on the spectrum of communists to true americans. that's saying an extra lot about california republicans when you consider that reagan was sort of responsible for illegally funding attempts to overthrow him by selling drugs and weapons to soon to be axis of evil members.

which is another thing....