I hear slaves help

A lot of people are poseurs, especially a lot of people in California. But one of the hardest things to front on is having coin.

So like, when you're claimin' to have a nice crib in the land of plenty, one of the easiest ways to fake it is to get slaves.

that's what I hear at any rate.

California - the land of opportunity

and slavery. awesome.

what? they took away her troop leader status?

TRACY!!! The gateway to the central valley (the Bou' is not making up that name) - home to girl scout troop leaders that keep, by all appearances, slaves.

In case you get confused by all the ass sex in san francisco and those damned liberal hollywood types in los angeles, the central valley is the MORAL COMPASS of California - where Californians go to learn important life skills like how to sell cookies for money and how much to pay someone to steal their child, keep them chained to a wall and make them do all your chores.