the cougar distracts the wolf pups from her cub
the working title of this post was "do you boys want a pop or a shasta?"
If only Mutual of Omaha had been Mutual of California we'd have a spectacular episode from this one.
Yes, not only is having sex with multiple teenage boys a sure fire way to distract them from your daughter, it takes a police department 42 pages to describe the scenario.
Thank you California.
Addendum - in all fairness to the mom, having a teenage daughter when you are only 30 means, well, you do the math.
If only Mutual of Omaha had been Mutual of California we'd have a spectacular episode from this one.
Yes, not only is having sex with multiple teenage boys a sure fire way to distract them from your daughter, it takes a police department 42 pages to describe the scenario.
Thank you California.
Addendum - in all fairness to the mom, having a teenage daughter when you are only 30 means, well, you do the math.
Labels: boobs, cougar season, no really - boobs - i mean it, sex with your daughter's friends
