Friday, May 15, 2009

the cougar distracts the wolf pups from her cub

the working title of this post was "do you boys want a pop or a shasta?"

If only Mutual of Omaha had been Mutual of California we'd have a spectacular episode from this one.

Yes, not only is having sex with multiple teenage boys a sure fire way to distract them from your daughter, it takes a police department 42 pages to describe the scenario.

Thank you California.


Addendum - in all fairness to the mom, having a teenage daughter when you are only 30 means, well, you do the math.

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