nothing says I'm sorry like a dildo with your pink slip

Even California's porn industry is hurting (not in the fun way either) in this down economy.

But there's a glimmer of hope, and it's not astrolube: sex toys appear to be buckin' the trend.

The economy for assholes is going strong in California

Overheard on Lombard Street in San Francisco:

GUY IN BRAND NEW BLACK LAMBORGHINI: (into cell phone) Dude! I just got my new Lamborghini!

GUY ON SPEAKERPHONE: Dude! What color?

GUY IN BRAND NEW BLACK LAMBORGHINI: Black!

(peels out at light)

GUY IN BRAND NEW BLACK LAMBORGHINI: (stopped at next light 1 block away) 560 horsepower!!!

GUY ON SPEAKERPHONE: That's more care than you deserve dude!

GUY IN BRAND NEW BLACK LAMBORGHINI: I KNOW!

(peels out at light)

bowl or die? how about both!

where else in the world can you get killed for bowling not just one time but two weeks in a row? NOWHERE BUT CALIFORNIA MY FRIENDS.

Nowhere.

But.

California.

So I ask you, what does California have against the bowling industry?

Illinois, Michigan, and Virginia - I am calling you guys out right now. You guys make bowling equipment right? step up to the plate and stop California from ruining the sport for the rest of America. Kick 'em out!!!