for a brief moment I thought "so...?"

...then I figured out the siblings who locked their retarded sister in a shed were not ten years old, but in their 40s and 50s.

ahhhh....the peninsula.

wait until their weak, then pounce

San Francisco and California. Sheesh. Wait until the economy is hurting and then drop the "you can put your weed in it" budget fix.

Mr. Tom Ammiano, former San Francisco supervisor, on again off again mayoral candidate, current state assemblyman and, apparently, pothead has a budget fix for the entire universe:

GET STONED AND FORGET ABOUT IT DUDES!!!

which dickhead thought of this?

Seriously, a fuzzy man-sized penis?

They take all kinds in California

Sure you can claim Dock Ellis, the LSD popping no hitter pitching all star baseball player is from pittsburgh, but come on, that'd be missing the obvious.

just as soon as the acid wore of california gave him a big bear hug and said "welcome, brother"

Proof is that he died there yesterday.

Now, California's got Barry Bonds, so it's not all that surprising that it would take anyone willing to ruin the great american passtime with drugs - still mixing drug addled hippies and baseball is something only california could love