they don't make tin hats for stealing...

...but damnit, they should.

So, the Bou' has to wonder what the root word for TRUSTee is in California because clearly, there is no traditional requirement for being trustworthy. Proof:

"The man planted the stolen ketchup bottle by my bike".

In all fairness the Bou' does support bike riding.

children swimming in seal feces

Oh mommy! Mommy! Let's go! Let's go!!!

The city of gagillion dollar seaside homes is tired of spending money arguing with the spoiled parents of spoiled children about dangerous wildlife that has historically utilized the area's coastal regions for millions of years so they have made it legal for seals to poop in pools. I know it's confusing how having seals lawfully permitted to poop in a pool your child is using would make a lawsuit go away, and in all likelihood it will not, but the environmentalists are barking (seals bark you know) on one side and the poopaphobic parents are screaming gagillion dollar poop abatement plan on the other. I mean, what's a seaside resort community of entitlement and crass consumption to do?

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The Bou' wants to know where to get those Prada seal bashing clubs!