Tuesday, June 10, 2008

ass sex advocates ruining the sacrosanctity of nuptials

yep, the news over here in California keeps getting better and better.

today, my favorite bit of news is that two counties in California have decided that in order to prevent gay marriages from being performed they are banning all marriages - that'll show 'em!

Yes, in order to keep marriage sacrosanct, they've decided to eliminate it.

thank god.

for a minute I was nervous they were going to improve divorce rates or some such.

hard to beat the logic of the clerk for Kern county, Ann Barnett (probably not a carpet muncher herself is my guess, but it's hard to tell from the pictures) - the estimated 2 to 10 same sex couples that might seek to wed in a civil ceremony would simply be too much of a burden, so the county sent out notices to the 28 opposite sex couples already signed up to wed and told them to go pound ass flesh in some other county or the church of their choice.

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

i have some really bad news

The 'bou is really sorry to harsh all y'all's mellows like this but it has to be done.

ED MACMAHON IS LOSING HIS $6.2 MILLION HOME!

I know - terrible isn't it?

(insert meanspirited joke about which publisher is going to clear this house here)

At least he's got a lifetime supply of Alpo to make it a bit easier to handle.

(insert meanspirited joke about alp- oh! wait, just did that)

Now, Mr. Carson, I have to ask your ghostly spirit: WTF man? Can't you hook a sidekick up?

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