pet masseuse???!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I present Patti Moran, certified animal massage therapist.
Oh Jesus please someone kick California out of the United States already.
Some choice quotes:
"...I was helping to care for abused and neglected donkeys"
"I charge $40 an hour, but I also work for shorter periods depending on the animal's needs and attention span"
"I use a combination of Swedish massage, T-Touch, acupressure, myofascial release, and trigger point. I also offer information about proper nutrition and the use of herbs."
"Eventually animals go into this state where they are totally relaxed and they take me with them."
Oh Christ, just read the whole damned thing.
The comments are excellent: "I teach Acupressure for Animals in Berkeley at the Acupressure Institute"
Oh Jesus please someone kick California out of the United States already.
Some choice quotes:
"...I was helping to care for abused and neglected donkeys"
"I charge $40 an hour, but I also work for shorter periods depending on the animal's needs and attention span"
"I use a combination of Swedish massage, T-Touch, acupressure, myofascial release, and trigger point. I also offer information about proper nutrition and the use of herbs."
"Eventually animals go into this state where they are totally relaxed and they take me with them."
Oh Christ, just read the whole damned thing.
The comments are excellent: "I teach Acupressure for Animals in Berkeley at the Acupressure Institute"
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