I hear slaves help

A lot of people are poseurs, especially a lot of people in California. But one of the hardest things to front on is having coin.

So like, when you're claimin' to have a nice crib in the land of plenty, one of the easiest ways to fake it is to get slaves.

that's what I hear at any rate.

64 year old strippers

Most people think of strippers as, well, not old. Apparently this is not so in California.

Strange to be famous for getting fake tits, but hey, I guess it takes all kinds.