American Apparel

Where else but in los angeles can a CEO exploit poor mexicans, have sex with and take explicit photographs of his young employees and brand and package all of that as desirable?

NOWHERE!!!

The name should not be lost on anyone. In fact, if all goes according to plan, you may be able to force them to change their name to American Apparel of California if not to Californian Apparel.

fashionistas that are basically naked

It's entirely possible that Boutros' problem is that he is at the Coachella music festival (undoubtedly the subject of a future post), but I've got to point out that wearing as close to nothing as possible but calling it fashion is approximately totally bogus.

You are trying to be naked in public, not fashionable.

In addition to faux vintage tshirts that you can see through being worn with no undergarments, the Bou has noticed actual breasts hanging out of clothes with people completely oblivious to them (well, the rightful owners were oblivious, everyone else seemed to notice).

Yes, it's hot in the dessert. No, being naked is probably not the best solution to the heat.

I will again point to our donation page. For far less than the $400 that fashionistas spend to be naked you can sleep well knowing we're doing our part to relegate these ladies to the same status of San Tropez - as in OUT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!