Monday, March 23, 2009

it would take a californian to think this is news

Yup, the LA Times is blown away that a bunch of goddamned hippies are buying all the Priuses. Well, duh.

Next you're going to tell me that people driving around drunk are more likely to smash into a random building full of stoners - oh wait.

See, what the LA Times has forgotten is that the rest of the United States of Americans already knows that California is the most Californian place in the world.

Duh people - it's called California for a reason.

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Saturday, December 20, 2008

They take all kinds in California

Sure you can claim Dock Ellis, the LSD popping no hitter pitching all star baseball player is from pittsburgh, but come on, that'd be missing the obvious.

just as soon as the acid wore of california gave him a big bear hug and said "welcome, brother"

Proof is that he died there yesterday.

Now, California's got Barry Bonds, so it's not all that surprising that it would take anyone willing to ruin the great american passtime with drugs - still mixing drug addled hippies and baseball is something only california could love

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

great

starts with homeless people and then the next thing you now Los Angeles' shanty towns will be invading actual America.

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