one guess

The Bou'll give you one guess to figure out which city north of Daly City and south of the Golden Gate Bridge has an "Entertainment Commissioner" (A GOVERNMENT PAID POSITION) who just happens to own a building housing a strip club.

Insert song by the Jam here.

Some of you may be wondering which neighborhood the strip club is located in, so the Bou'll give you a little hint:

It's the neighborhood you're most likely to see a transgendered prostitute trying to decide which stump to shoot up in!

giving chicago a run for its money

"the city that works" has always always held a certain irony for anyone in the windy city; well step aside chicago, in california unions and government officials have raised (or was the lowered?) the bar.

yes, a 10 billion dollar construction project is on hold because two different unions are fighting over who gets to unload some steel (from china nonetheless) off of a boat.

smugness as hell starts freezing

what happens when you want to rub california's awesome weather into everyone's face?

you include a news article that snow actually fell in a little corner of the city and then, to really rub it in, you include a link to the wikipedia page on snow in case no one is SF doesn't know what it is.

reality TV turned up a notch - California style

where else can you watch a man throw himself into a a city bus that doesn't stop, people break into cars, drag races and bum fights in High Definition?

well, on the internets of california, duh!

Now, the Bou' is always amazed at little moving boxes of light - there's one sitting on his lap right now - but taking cinema verite to the next level, well, that takes it to a whole new level.

What the Bou' doesn't get is why anyone would move to the 'Loin...

bonus endorsement from the SF Comical: "one of the greatest at-work time-killers ever to pop up on your monitor"

v is for victory!

homeless people are so prevalent in san francisco that, when the city decided to tear up the lawn in front of city hall to plant some locally grown produce, they had to hire security guards to stop the homeless people from eating the produce.

it costs them $3500 a week in security charges.

but hey, let's look into those charges... apparently it's not to protect the food from being eaten, it's to stop homeless people from peeing on the food. and how safe is san francisco's civic center at night? well the cost of security is high because apparently the security guards are afraid to be there by themselves amongst all the potentially peed on plants.

in case you were wondering, the plot is about 30 feet wide and 200 feet long, surrounded by a 3 foot high fence of hay.

now that's what the Bou' calls a victory garden!

san francisco no home for gafflers say police

it's official, the po-po says "you can't gaff people". which means it's now totally okay to buy drugs on the street!

100% PURE AWESOMENESS.

Gafflers be damned