ass you vee arse onist

welcome, my friends, to california, where assburgers are justification for all sorts of things.

even setting peoples' cars on fire.

hippies, dirty hippies, and yoga instructors

for those of us that are pretty sure iyengar is so commie plot, well, we shouldn't be so surprised that ann arbor, madison and berkeley could all be mentioned in the same obit. but there it is.

proudly expressing shame publicly

San Francisco citizens will be voting this fall on if they should name a wastewater treatment plant after a sitting president. Apparently not everyone is amused.

fresh goddamned fruit is our birthright

having a new yorker tell you that you have better produce than they do is like having the person that washes your bently tell you that you have have a nice car. first of all: like, duh. second of all: if it was worth the extra effort I would totally tell your boss that you should be fired for talking to the customers.

still, i point to this article.

not to boast though. I point to it because there's a goddamned statue of ghandi in front of the fairy building.

Rob Reiner

I had contemplated starting on my list of California CEOs that make people want to kick California out of the union, but then I thought of Rob Reiner.

A lot of people may be wondering which tags I'm going to use for this post - yes meathead will be one of them - but I also point to boob, goddamned hippies, hollywood liberals, smugness, anti-smoking campaigns, the proposition system, and of course jesus christ - the pathos is killing me.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present Rob Reiner, Californian.



Also, I've given this some thought and I'm pretty sure that This is Spinal Tap is actually a foreign film already, so no worries there.