oakland finally gets it shit together

I know, we were all getting to the breaking point having to step of the bodies of murdered street walkers to say nothing of kids sitting on their front porches, but oakland has finally got a solution to all its woes:

put an immediate stop to all these terrible nail salons!

THANK FUCKING GOD!!!! IT WAS GETTING SO DAMNED OUT OF CONTROL I HAD NO IDEA IF IT WOULD EVER BE SAFE AGAIN!!


Look. Really. The Bou' has actually had to step around dead bodies on the street in Oakland before, but those kinds of problems pale in comparison to the scourge that is small business owners paying rent to landlords of otherwise vacant parcels and employing themselves and maybe 2 or 3 others? Perhaps, and maybe this is a stretch, but just perhaps if the city council got its head out of its collective ass and actually tried to do something, you know, like, umm, ANYTHING, well then maybe there would just be a chance for Oakland. Except of course for the fact that it is in California.

LA RIOTS

The Bou' wants everyone to remember, it's not okay to steal Huggies, unless everything is burning and your police force is as crooked as the court system.

ass sex advocates ruining the sacrosanctity of nuptials

yep, the news over here in California keeps getting better and better.

today, my favorite bit of news is that two counties in California have decided that in order to prevent gay marriages from being performed they are banning all marriages - that'll show 'em!

Yes, in order to keep marriage sacrosanct, they've decided to eliminate it.

thank god.

for a minute I was nervous they were going to improve divorce rates or some such.

hard to beat the logic of the clerk for Kern county, Ann Barnett (probably not a carpet muncher herself is my guess, but it's hard to tell from the pictures) - the estimated 2 to 10 same sex couples that might seek to wed in a civil ceremony would simply be too much of a burden, so the county sent out notices to the 28 opposite sex couples already signed up to wed and told them to go pound ass flesh in some other county or the church of their choice.