i have an idea - let's put guns in the projects!

great idea. from san francisco of course.

bowl or die? how about both!

where else in the world can you get killed for bowling not just one time but two weeks in a row? NOWHERE BUT CALIFORNIA MY FRIENDS.

Nowhere.

But.

California.

So I ask you, what does California have against the bowling industry?

Illinois, Michigan, and Virginia - I am calling you guys out right now. You guys make bowling equipment right? step up to the plate and stop California from ruining the sport for the rest of America. Kick 'em out!!!

can so much kickoutworthiness be wrapped up into one thing?

yes. yes it can.

Theresa Sparks is the president of the San Francisco Police Commission, the CEO of a multimillion-dollar sex toy retailer, and a transgender woman.

Thanks for the tip, Nick.