Wednesday, October 1, 2008

sir, you forgot your mcribs!

ah los angeles, where grown men punch teenage girls in the face (multiple times) for arguing with them about cutting in line.

safe bets those kids will blame all women for the beating they received in the car too.

The Bou' has said it before and he'll say it again: all those beef steroids are no good for developing temper management skills.

Also, the Bou' has to just say "McRib, WTF?" Some genius in Brookfield probably got a fat bonus for coming up with the idea of making a mcnugget process that could make processed red meat look like a bovine exoskeleton.

This "incident" also provides opportunity to address a key issue here - if California is kicked out of the union, won't it impact plush corporate headquarters in places like Illinois? No!! Haven't you ever heard of outsourcing? It's all the rage in sprawling suburban corporate headquarters the globe over.

The Bou' is so lovin' it.

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Monday, May 5, 2008

politically correctness

WE SO OWN THIS!!!

Bring it on, all you PC haters.

California is responsible for the term, the concept, the emotional underpinnings which created and support it.

I dedicate this post to all the straw people of the world - UNITE!!!

On the subject of straw people, I am throwing my support behind a migration to the term "hay dude" as a replacement for the term straw people as a replacement for the term straw man, which was ruined by the movie wicker man, which was really ruined by the remake under the same name.

Lest I forget, I have not been able to calculate the number of person hours this will cost, nor am I sure how differently abled people will be empowered by the decision, but I do promise to critically examine issues of agency built into my assumptions.

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