santa barbara overrun by ferrel chihuahuas

it's bad enough to have all those kids that don't even know what their parents look like and confuse the words mommy and nanny, but now it appears that santa barbara is being overrun by ferrel chihuahuas.

"More than 100 high-energy Chihuahuas abandoned by owners have been crowding Santa Barbara County's three shelters in recent months, leading Animal Services officials to stage this week's Adopt-a-Chihuahua Week."

Come on Santa Barbara, surely you can afford therapy for your little nippers!

Alternatively, you could put some prada or gucci rocks in their little totes and throw them into the ocean.

Here's one for the little people

Every once in a while the Bou' gets all excited for the little people (not minikiss, but I like them too) - your average Jane or John Doe; the proud Californian who says "it's time for me to make a point!"

Today, that person is Diane Craig, 64, of none other than the weathiest zip code in the greater San Francisco bay area - Danville!

Diane decided it was time to do something about high gas prices so she bought a bunch eco friendly (I am assuming here) pressed fire logs and set them on fire in a bunch of gas station bathrooms.

She did the same to a Starbucks for good measure too.

I know what you're probably thinking is the upper peninsula right now: "good, let 'em burn - who cares!?"

Well not so fast my friends. This insanity can spread like wildfire. If you're not careful to cut off the arm that offends thee or some other kind of mixed metaphor you can end up with cancer on your brain or something.

So do your part, and tell all your friends to kick California out of the Union before you get the urge to go buy some javalogs and start torchin' the neighborhood quickie mart.