....I am going to count to three and when I reach the number three you will wake up and you will always think the following:
Whenever anyone says they work for a startup you will understand them to say that they have herpes. They are pretty much the same thing, you can treat them, but it's expensive to do so and they never really go away, they always break out all over the place in embarrassing ways when things seem to be going a little too well, and they seem compelled to be noticed by everyone, even if you're trying not to notice them.
In case you were wondering, California caused the herpes.
1...2...3
That will be $5. Have a good day.
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