great

starts with homeless people and then the next thing you now Los Angeles' shanty towns will be invading actual America.

v is for victory!

homeless people are so prevalent in san francisco that, when the city decided to tear up the lawn in front of city hall to plant some locally grown produce, they had to hire security guards to stop the homeless people from eating the produce.

it costs them $3500 a week in security charges.

but hey, let's look into those charges... apparently it's not to protect the food from being eaten, it's to stop homeless people from peeing on the food. and how safe is san francisco's civic center at night? well the cost of security is high because apparently the security guards are afraid to be there by themselves amongst all the potentially peed on plants.

in case you were wondering, the plot is about 30 feet wide and 200 feet long, surrounded by a 3 foot high fence of hay.

now that's what the Bou' calls a victory garden!

the united nations

Well with none other than the honorable Boutros Boutros Ghali as your emcee you had to see this one coming didn't you?

That's right: California is responsible for the United Nations.

You may know this organization as the precursor to the Empire in those 45 or so Star Wars movies, but in reality, well, umm,...anyway.

The United Nations was chartered in San Francisco in 1945.

Most of you that aren't Star Wars fans will recognize the UN as either the beginning or the end of the world. I for one, am pretty sure it's not the worst place to work in the world.