california as a cultural sewer

A lot of people have emailed the Bou' in the last few minutes and asked:

HOW CAN I POSSIBLY GET MORE INFORMATION ON DJ DONOVAN?

well, look no further.

After you've enjoyed some "Sexy, Seductive Beats for the Bedroom, Vol. 3" you might enjoy a little light reading such as:


For the very first time in DJ Donovan's professional career, he will create a nostalgic collection of his biggest dancefloor anthems that best rocked his dancefloors at all of his most famous parties in 2008. So for all of you who love those certain "Donovan signature songs" that moved you on the floor and had you singing, this is your chance to obtain your Donovan favorites on one private "exclusive" CD collection not available for sale or in store. All of the songs from "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" were performed live by DJ Donovan during his set on New Year's Eve at City Hall. So for those who rang in the New Year's in Donovan's MAIN ROTUNDA ROOM can now take home the actual emotion and nostalgia of your San Francisco City Hall New Year's Eve 2008 experience with "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" CD. Only New Year's Eve at City Hall Ticketholders who purchase 2 or more pictures from Donovan's New Year's Eve @ City Hall photo gallery (coming soon) will receive a COMPLIMENTARY CD copy of "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" mailed directly to their home!

FREE PRIVATE EVENT
NO RSVP NECESSARY

The Bou' hasn't seen such awesomely lame hucksterism since the okies blew in from the dust bowl.

san francisco no home for gafflers say police

it's official, the po-po says "you can't gaff people". which means it's now totally okay to buy drugs on the street!

100% PURE AWESOMENESS.

Gafflers be damned

struggling for words...

The Bou' stumbled upon this tidbit and really is at a loss for words.

Yeah, so much of California in one story:

Atascadero. THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH RIGHT THERE.

Nude beaches.

Flashers.

The police busting flashers.

Flashers at nude beaches.

The police busting flashers at nude beaches.

Flashers hiding behind bush?

I think it's worth pointing out that the Bou' prides himself on his thoughtfulness and witt, but DAMN - this is SO CALIFORNIAN - I just don't know what else to say.

due process for the nekkid

sure, people who have a strong desire to hand pieces of paper out to members of the public while wearing only a mustache are generally regarded as total freaks, but let's not forget that they have due process rights too. okay?

I mean, you can't go and change a rule about enforcing the law without a fair shot at being naked at a city council meeting can you?


no; no you can't - this is california.