angry vegans

The Bou' doesn't even know what to say about militant vegan pie throwers, but if you're thinking putting chili powder in a pie before you throw it at someone is ... aw shit, nevermind, you dorks are hopeless.

vegetarians that eat fish or chicken

look. vegetarian does not equal fish or chicken. most fish aren't even vegetarian themselves and chickens are about the most opportunistic animals out there. they will eat human babies if given the chance. fake vegetarian californian babies.

i mean it.

point is, don't call yourself a vegetarian if you eat meat of any kind or you will end up getting your state kicked out of the union. straight up.