when the top and the bottom get to scrappin'

man, woody allen and dov charney bitch slapping each other in court. California is an amazing place.

california as a cultural sewer

A lot of people have emailed the Bou' in the last few minutes and asked:

HOW CAN I POSSIBLY GET MORE INFORMATION ON DJ DONOVAN?

well, look no further.

After you've enjoyed some "Sexy, Seductive Beats for the Bedroom, Vol. 3" you might enjoy a little light reading such as:


For the very first time in DJ Donovan's professional career, he will create a nostalgic collection of his biggest dancefloor anthems that best rocked his dancefloors at all of his most famous parties in 2008. So for all of you who love those certain "Donovan signature songs" that moved you on the floor and had you singing, this is your chance to obtain your Donovan favorites on one private "exclusive" CD collection not available for sale or in store. All of the songs from "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" were performed live by DJ Donovan during his set on New Year's Eve at City Hall. So for those who rang in the New Year's in Donovan's MAIN ROTUNDA ROOM can now take home the actual emotion and nostalgia of your San Francisco City Hall New Year's Eve 2008 experience with "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" CD. Only New Year's Eve at City Hall Ticketholders who purchase 2 or more pictures from Donovan's New Year's Eve @ City Hall photo gallery (coming soon) will receive a COMPLIMENTARY CD copy of "THE VERY BEST OF DJ DONOVAN 2008" mailed directly to their home!

FREE PRIVATE EVENT
NO RSVP NECESSARY

The Bou' hasn't seen such awesomely lame hucksterism since the okies blew in from the dust bowl.

Well clearly the name entitles you to SOMETHING

maybe it's stabbing your wife.

Yes, Jesus Jihad stabbed his wife and blamed it, not on his rather Californian name, but instead on the economy, stupid.

"It shouldn't be no surprise that it ended in violence," Jihad said in an Oakland courtroom. "Jihad is going to prison. The problem in Oakland is guns and violence. So this is the end result."

fresh goddamned fruit is our birthright

having a new yorker tell you that you have better produce than they do is like having the person that washes your bently tell you that you have have a nice car. first of all: like, duh. second of all: if it was worth the extra effort I would totally tell your boss that you should be fired for talking to the customers.

still, i point to this article.

not to boast though. I point to it because there's a goddamned statue of ghandi in front of the fairy building.